Brag: I had a fun session today.
Beat: Winnings paid in ever-depreciating U.S. dollars
Variance: Oink's video has inspired me to scream "I LOVE GOOOOOLD" whenever I sexy multiple villains on the river or make other moves that delude myself into thinking I'm good. Winnings will have to be used to pay a professional for sex, since my girlfriend is now ready to stab me in the face.