[Hercules]

I felt like obligated to post this one. A fellow from Gbbv posted it and some gambler2k4 radar beeped...

POKERSTARS GAME #11809467002: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/01 -
10:38:00 (ET)
Table 'Vagina II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ducktrader77 ($1037 in chips)
Seat 2: BikeTime ($750 in chips)
Seat 3: Jeverstarr ($1020 in chips)
Seat 4: OMGipde ($722 in chips)
Seat 5: EffiLallteEs ($1200 in chips)
Seat 6: Frithjoff2k4 ($1084 in chips)
ducktrader77: posts small blind $3
BikeTime: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeverstarr [Ah 4d]
Jeverstarr said, "good fold"
Jeverstarr: raises $18 to $24
OMGipde: calls $24
EffiLallteEs: folds
BikeTime said, "KQs"
BikeTime said, "noo good"
Jeverstarr said, "i has aces"
BikeTime said, "i love my hand"
Frithjoff2k4: raises $45 to $69
ducktrader77: folds
BikeTime: folds
Jeverstarr: raises $955 to $1020 and is all-in
OMGip.de: folds
EffiLallteEs said, "omg"
EffiLallteEs said, "q2s"
EffiLallteEs said, "obv"
Frithjoff2k4: calls $955
*** FLOP *** [As Jd Ad]
Jeverstarr said, "aces"
EffiLallteEs said, "wtf?"
*** TURN *** [As Jd Ad] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [As Jd Ad 9s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jeverstarr: shows [Ah 4d] (three of a kind, Aces)
Frithjoff2k4: mucks hand
OMGipde said, "lol"
Jeverstarr collected $1967 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1968 | Rake $1
Board [As Jd Ad 9s 5h]
Seat 1: ducktrader77 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: BikeTime (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Jeverstarr showed [Ah 4d] and won ($1967) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: OMGip.de folded before Flop
Seat 5: EffiLallteEs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Frithjoff2k4 (button) mucked [Qd Kc]