[HoldEmNewby]

a funny jerk chicken story -
a friend of mine was going to attend an ethnic pot luck for her work. Everyone was supposed to bring a dish ethnic to their culture. Her co-worker, a middle eastern man (who is a douchebag) tells/asks her to bring jerk chicken; she responds indignantly that she is African and not West Indian (she is a hot head and sometimes overly sensitive to her ethnicity). He responds that he likes jerk chicken and she should bring it anyway; she responds again in a very confrontational manner that she is African, not West Indian and if he wanted jerk chicken so bad he should bring it herself. The gentlemen responds in a matter of fact manner- "oh that is right you are Somalian....you can bring the flies".

Of course she went off on the guy; but the story made me laugh.

ps> she is Eritrean so the burn was extra funny