Blunty asked me in chat how much I lost today, trying to piss me off some more.
I answered "about 5% of my profit from the last two weeks." Unlike Blunty, I can back up my claims instead of being a pathetic liar.
Take notes Blunty, this is what an actual winning player from $1/2 looks like. Deep down you know you'd stand no chance against me in a HU match.