Here are some hands that consist of me coolering people that play really badly.
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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Hand History Converter
UTG: $203
MP: $201
CO: $101.75
BTN: $383.30
Hero (SB): $323.30
BB: $214
Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $4</font>, BTN calls $4, Hero calls $3, BB calls $2
Flop: ($16) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $12
Turn: ($40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $26</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $367.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $281.30 and is All-In
River: ($654.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $654.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN mucked 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$323.30 NET)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Fours) and WON $651.60 (+$328.30 NET)
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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
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Hand History Converter
BTN: $220.85
SB: $177.55
Hero (BB): $268.95
UTG: $235.40
CO: $464.85
Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $6
Flop: ($17) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks
Turn: ($17) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, UTG calls $12
River: ($41) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $32</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $88</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $248.95 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $127.40 and is All-In
Results: $471.80 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces) and WON $469.80 (+$234.40 NET)
UTG mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$235.40 NET)
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HAND #3
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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
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Hand History Converter
BTN: $137.50
SB: $177.30
Hero (BB): $513.50
UTG: $266
CO: $527.55
Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks
Flop: ($4) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4</font>, SB calls $4
Turn: ($12) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10</font>, SB calls $10
River: ($32) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $30</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $161.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $131.30
Results: $354.60 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-$177.30 NET)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Three to Seven) and WON $352.60 (+$175.30 NET)