Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
preflop:
villain- hehaha im gonna play like sammy farha today im gonna hit the nutsack this hand
flop:
villain- uhh damn i missed, it doesnt matter im in the sammy farha mind of state now hhahahaah im gonna win(mario accent)
turn:
villain- ok ive seen on high stakes poker where sammy farha bluffs on nothing... my middle name is sammy(arnold governator accent)
river-
villain-ok this is it im gonna bet him out of this hand...OOOOO SHITTTTTT this is limit holdem.. i thought this was no limit damn i cant go all in!!!! uhhh might as well miniraise him and scare him off..maybe my 4s are good
showdown:
villain- i quit poker this is bs..i thought this was no limit holdem..(villain walks outside to let his steam blow and a bird takes a dump on his head and a dog walks by and pees on his leg)
PS account: x.champ10
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