[IReadSouls]

Ok i like an aggressive line here, invite her over after work one night, and b4 she gets there hide the big dead rat in your bed under the covers. take her to your room and then say w8 here i gotta get somethin/take a whizz. then leave and come back and when you pull the covers off be all like "ZOMGWTF crazy bitch, why u put this big dead rat in my bed crazy pshycho whore, GTFO" and kick her out naked and throw the dead rat at her and laugh while your wanna be playa room-mate hits on her anyway.