[Madman Madman]

There are immense, pachydermic, out-of-shape women with huge belly rolls of fat protruding from the sweat suits they wrap themselves in; great gelatinous breasts that hang to the navel sway like jellyfish in the tide, or are hoisted up in cantilevered devices and presented at nearly ear level; asses the size of Volkswagens; fat, obese, great hulking quivering loud shrieking profane noisome she-beasts cuffing their uncivil and unruly spawn with their huge ham-arms and stuffing their oral orifices with bear claws, jelly doughnuts, Dub-l Stuff Ding-Dongs, Twinkies, Breakfast Burritos and other untidy masses of lipids and monosaccharides.