Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity
Does he make you wear anything formal?
Have you ever prepared a bath for him?
Does he have a nickname for you? And if yes, what is it?
If you were his pet instead of his "butler," what animal do you think you would be?
If you were turned into an inanimate object like the movie Beauty and the Beast, what item would you be? Second part: Do you think he would still like you if you were a French candlestick holder?
Did you ever consider asking him for a cut of the college girls as a part of your income?
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