[hayduke]

Praise is to Muck, who in His wisdom chooses the select and worthy who shall win pots with inferior, yea even losing, hands.

If Muck has been offered cards then He in His glory must be honored. Woe unto him who would offend Muck by refusing such an offering, and would deny the certain and glorious end that comes from His touch. Everlasting bliss shall come to he who gladly relinquishes his claim to the pot with joy in his heart from the knowledge that his cards have contributed to the greater glory of Muck.


Player B and Floor have revealed themselves as vile heretics who must be compelled to repent of their sins by receiving a righteous kick in the nuts.