Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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11th grade health class.
The teacher is blabbing about unprotected sex. This is purely a lecture and not like a question and answer thing.
He says, obviously rhetorically, "And then what do you do when your girlfriend gets pregnant because you had unprotected sex."
I thought it would be really funny, at the time, to respond loudly with "kick her in the stomach," so I responded with that.
The class was completely silent. Then the teacher yelled at me. Then the teacher made me apologize.
[/ QUOTE ]any joke you have to apologize for is inherently awesome
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