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A plane loses in engine in the middle of a flight and the captain comes on the intercom to explain the situation:

"Folks, we've lost an engine, but this aircraft is equipped with four engines and we'll have no problem making it to the airport. However, we will be about fifteen minutes later than expected."

Everyone relaxes and the aircraft continues on, but a few minutes later, there's a loud noise and the passengers can see flames coming from one of the remaining three engines.

"Uh, folks, we've lost another engine. Please remain calm, though, we have two engines in perfect working condition and we'll still make it to our destination. However, we will be arriving about thirty minutes late."

The passengers are getting restless, but what can they do? Just as everyone is settling down, there is another flameout and once again the pilot's voice comes out of the intercom:

"This is your captain speaking. Unfortunately, we have lost a third engine. This aircraft is perfectly capable of flying on one engine, but with only one engine operational, we will be landing at least an hour late."

At this point, a woman in one of the aisle seats loses her temper and bitches out loud: "If we lose one more [censored] engine, we're going to up here all day!"

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