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Old 11-11-2007, 06:44 PM
Paulie Walnuts Paulie Walnuts is offline
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Default Re: Things that annoy you about live poker.

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My Top Ten
1. Ass Gas. Take more Beano.
2. Slippery Chips. Can't stack 'em; can't shuffle 'em.
3. Obnoxious "drunks" at 2AM. Give me your chips then please leave.
4. "I knew it/"exactly what I put you on...". Then why did you call, genius?
5. Loud, whooping "squeal like a pig" yee-haws straight out of Deliverance buttrape, when scooping big pot.
6. Hoodies. I just don't like 'em. Sorry, nothing personal.
7. Wearing ball-caps indoors. Are you all bald, or what?
8. Dirty ball-caps with fake wear marks - same category as ripped jeans.
9. I-pods. Pls try to keep up with the action.
10. Chiselers, angle-shooters, dealer abusers, table captains, cheaters, retardo's, scum-bags, tweakers, stoners, sociopaths, and assorted mal-contents....seek help pls.

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Ever seen the movie grumpy old men?

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