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Old 01-28-2007, 08:55 PM
oyesmoreofthis oyesmoreofthis is offline
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Default Re: Telling people to kill themselves

actually, it gets exponentially funnier if it is said to someone who has had someone close to them kill him/herself. observe:

"hey, andy. i accidently took a dump on your car and smeared it all over the hood and windshield last night."
"man, kill yourself."

^not funny

"hey, steve, can you get me some AA batteries when you go to the store?--here's some money."
"why dont you overdose on sleeping pills like your mom."

^ H I Y O ! ! ! !

i am a comedy pioneer.
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