[bonds]

Beat: Game on Big Ten Network so had to listen on radio.

Beat: Ending took additional years off life.

Beat: Will now need to buy additional liquor and cigarettes.

Beat: OMGAwesome offense makes many stupid mistakes, is useless without Hart.

Beat: Lions will lose their first 10 NFL games

Beat: Tigers done.

Beat: Michigan State wins opener.

Beat: Ohio State wins opener.

Beat: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Beat: Michigan.