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For those who answered no to these questions: Imagine this scenario. Your female flatmate/friend looks around your apartment trying to harvest semen traces. She finds a misplaced condom with viable sperm, and uses it to impregnate herself. How do you answer to these questions now? Are you liable for child support?
[/ QUOTE ] Phil, I agreed with your entire post, but strangly enough, in the U.S., the question as to whether or not you owe child support in your hypothetical, is possibly yes. See this weird analysis:
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