[otis_nixon]

I don't think a word exists for how completely gay and lame you are.

Gaylame. LameGay. Gayme. I can't even invent a word to describe it.

We get it that you are 15 years old and 5 feet tall. It's ok that you need to have a huge e-penis just so you feel some little bit of self worth, but sometimes enough is just enough.

Seriously.