[Milo]

At one time I lived in Melbourne, FL, in the heart of Brevard County. It was a pissant little place (although you could watch shuttle launches from your backyard, which was pretty cool).

So there was this [censored] little deli, one of like 4 delis in the county and it had in it's window, in neon pink and green window paint, "Best Pastrami in Brevard!"

Same thing.