Re: hey have any of you guys ever heard of YouPorn
nath,
nice of you to venture over to bbv4l to ask about sex. i realize no other forum can help with this sort of thing, so i shall do my best to help.
you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much or they just want to [censored] or whatever, the man inserts his penis into some body part of the female, generally her vagina or her mouth. thrust. repeat. repeat. if you don't want to have a kid, either wear a hat, or ejaculate on her face or something. also, if you're lucky she'll be drunk and won't realize you've "missed" her vagina until it's too late! score!
sometimes the woman will insist on something called "foreplay" to help her "get in the mood." this is a bunch of dingo's kidneys. just get a good lubricant such as ky jelly or astroglide, and she'll be a good enough "mood" for the preceding paragraph to take place.
i hope this little life lesson helped.
also, i have never been to youporn.
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