http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFmsOkjt_8 I have no idea what this is exactly but it gets pretty scay/funny about halfway in.

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqp64q7kH...Pressekunferenz

is parts of a legendary rant by legendary italian soccer coach Giovanni Trapattoni who at the time was struggling (with the language too) at german giants Bayern Munich.