[Slim Pickens]

Highlight of playing 1/3 at the Wynn on Monday. I win a pot by betting on the river on an 783AA board with 42, show my hand while the dealer is pushing me the pot, and announce nut low. Guy at the other end of the table says "You want to hear a high-low split joke?" How could I say no?

Two cavemen are playing Stud/8. They finish the betting on seventh street. The first caveman turns over his hand and announces "Two pair, aces up, and a six low." The second caveman says "That's pretty good, but I have a wheel." The first caveman replies "What the hell is that?"

Get it? ...because they're cavemen... wheel... Stud/8 joke.