[doubLe a tom]

Start asking questions about stupid conspiricies and wind up in a wild frenzy. Cause a ruckus and disrupt the whole proceeding. When the campus police try to remove you ask why they are arresting you. Then start screaming like a little bitch and throw a hissy a fit. They will probably threaten to tase you if you dont settle down. Just be like "DONT TASE ME, BRO." Theres a good chance you will get tased but its ok and well worth it and you will have got your point across, gotten the attention of the national media.