***MISH MASH NEWS FLASH***
9AM, August 25th, 2106.
Today, on a very special Oprah...
We meet with international singing sensation Britney Spears III, who will talk to us about her inspirational new Christian rock album, “Jesus Does It For Me.”
We will also visit with our friends down on the streets of Poggopolis who talk about finding hope in one of our citiy's darkest hours.
But first: we meet a local father whose newborn son has become quite the talk of Poggopolis lately. It just so happens that he is the cutest baby EVER to be born! What the father does NOT know is that Guinness representatives are backstage waiting to make things official! Ladies and gentleman, here is CARTER!
Before we bring out the father, we have a surprise for everyone in the audience today... that's right, for all of YOU! Look under your seats. Go on...
Do you all have boxes? Yes? Okay, go ahead and open them up...
THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! You get a baby! You get a baby! YOU get a baby! EVERYBODY GETS A BABY!
EVERYBODY GETS A BABY!
Isn't it AMAZING? Isn't it? CONGRATULATIONS everyone!
Where's Carter? Guys? WHERE'S THE BABY?
Ohmygawwwd.... it's over. Oprah's dream is over.
FIND THAT BABY, DAMMIT!
***MISH MASH NEWS FLASH***