[kindergartencop]

dont pee in his bed, thats too easily remedied or worked through. get a couple people to help you and pee a ton in one of every pair of shoes he owns. if your sneaky enough some might dry before he wears them and wont stink until he rewarms up the pee by wearing them. also you can always be like damn your shoes stink when hes around if he doesnt know what you did.