My \"what\"?
so I'm riding my vespa on the streets of New Orleans.....and for those who don't know, the streets in NOLA aren't exactly "well paved".....I suddenly hit this huge pothole/bump, and as I land I feel like my bag is falling off the back of the scooter, but, I glance back and the bag is fine.....
then abruptly a car starts blaring its horn in my ear - EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....I pull over, the guy rolls down his window and yells "YOUR BADGE", and I say "WHAT?", and he says "YOUR BADGE FELL OFF YOUR BIKE!".....puzzled, I think, "My badge? What the hell is he talking about." I turn around and look back at the street and before I can yell "OHHH, my IPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....." the front and rear tires of a big black truck each take turns squashing my Ipod into the cement.....
I run over and pick it up to see the LCD screen completely smashed and not working.....the earphones were fine.....
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