[Bicycles_Biatch]

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Here's alitle play i wrote

son: Dad, every day at school the bully punches me in the mouth.
dad: Well son, i'm going to help you so that he never punches you again.
son: Yay!
dad: Here's a knife, next time you see that sob, sneak up behind him and knife him in the back.
son: What?
dad: What's the matter pussy, afraid of a little action?

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Here's a little play I wrote:

Son: dad, someone is beating me up at school

dad: you know what, that's unacceptable, we are going to fix that. You will never get hit again. The bully will see the errors of his way and shape up, become a model citizen and go on to cure cancer. In the mean time... this shift in the bully-bullied dynamic will make people care more about education and help to get teachers more money for themselves and the school. This in turn will make the Economy and America infinately better.

Son: Great!!! how can I help... what do I need to do to make this happen

Dad: I don't know... I don't actually have a plan. Now go to your room and think about why Bush sucks.