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Old 11-29-2007, 12:57 PM
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Default Re: santa sensei\'s 5 days of christmas


I'm a lazy clod. I wanna be better. I bought my girl a membership to the New Orleans Athletic Club. It's really cool. But, alas, she only gets to bring me once a month.

This is the gift that keeps on giving. I can learn to box where John Sullivan once trained. I can play basketball and not lose the court to 14 year olds packing guns. There's a salon where I can better myself intellectually, and a bar where I can better myself socially. And I can be in shape for the first time ever.

With Santa paying the one time membership fee, I can cover the monthly.

Nice, not naughtily,

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