[grando]

a. win at 5ptbb/100 over 250k hands at both 100NL and 200NL and at 3.5 ptbb/100 at 400NL over limited sample
b. am Canadian
c. would play 60k hands/month (nearly double what I already play) at a reduced but guaranteed rate (i.e. staked):

my hourly at 100NL (w/o RB) is ~$50/hour. paying me $40/hour (with me keeping RB) is a free $10/hour x 120 hours/month = free $1200 bucks/month! at 200NL this nearly doubles! that's over 2 grand a month, free! that's almost 10 grand!

d. pretty smart and cool guy

FREE MONEY COME AND GET IT BOYOS