Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
Just woke up tired, drenk, shagged out TR:
Bangla:
Seduction Disco 12AM-1AM 30BHT drinks FTW!
5 Vodka redbulls and 2 red labels for 240BHT (little tip yo)
Tiger: 1AM -2AM
2 Beer Singhas
Crowd is mehish (too many old worn out birds)
Hop on the Motorbike:
21min ride down to Nai Harn.
Bamboo Bar (owned by German friend of mine) 230AM-330AM
2 sangsom and cokes
hr long chat with 70 yr old Dutch Expat artist who has lived in Phuket for 23 yrs and Cutie (though Muslim) Thai barmaid who I apparently made some sort of "if we're both not married in 3 years, we marry" pact with a month ago.
2min drive to ICON Disco Nai Harn
335AM-430AM:
1 Beer Singha
Meet multiple hotties.
Chat up young (21yr old) friend of bird I tried to pull a month ago
Bird I tried to pull a month ago shows up and to avoid drama I with 21yr old hottie in tow "leg it" to the door and motorbike.
5min drive to Laguna Bar Nai Harn
435AM-545AM
2 Beer Singha
1 Laguna Hamburger
Much grindy dancing with hottie to super bass thumping open air disco
She's convinced to take the long ride back to Patong with me.
Hop on motorbike.
15min drive to Safari Disco (outskirts of Patong on hill) ((She wants more dancing and it's hard to refuse)
6AM-730AM Safari
2 Beer SIngha
Mucho pelvic grindy mcgrindy with hottie
PS (she pretty drenk by now and losing inhibition)
10 Min ride to my flat
740AM-1230PM
Showered (both of us) hop i bed, turn on AC.
Shes pretty drenk so we decide to ahve a wee sleep afore any festivities.
1230PM "BANG BANG BANG!" on my front door
"Oh shizit!" It's the crazy ex-gf, blabbering on and on about curtains for her new massage shop and how some seamstress fecked up the sewing job. I tell her IM tired, I have a headache, and I'm going to sleep.
1235PM-1240PM
Explain to hottie that twas "baa" ex gf and I sent her away.
Hottie is cool with explanation, hops to batroom for another shower.
She returns to bedroom, drops towel and is, like, wearin nothing!
She hops into bed and proceeds to use me for like 70 mins. (Don't worry. I don't mind being used)
210PM-400PM
Sleep some morez
400PM-425PM
drive hottie back to Nai Harn for dropoff (with arrangement o meet Saturday night again at friends party at Bamboo Bar.
425PM-500PM
Drive back to Patong, pickup some tasty Khao Pad Kung (Thai shrimp fried rice)
and back to my flat.
Bout to take a nap, wake up at 1030PM, and see If i can go for a repeat performance tonight.
CLIFF NOTES: It's a hard life, but someone has to do it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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