[sonneti]

I walk up to the counter at an movie rental place and I ask for the movie "dumb and dumber". She says ok, sticks the dvd in the box and hands it to me, just as I hand her the money I notice its not "dumb and dumber".... its the [censored] sequel "dumb and dumberer". I tell her politely that this is the wrong movie & ask her to change it for me... she says SORRY WE DONT DO REFUNDS.

So I flip out.. I screaming and shouting, throwing dvd's everywhere... I throw one DVD box at her and it cracks her right in the face.. blood pours everywhere.. "You [censored] bitch, I'll [censored] kill you".. then some guy appears with a baseball bat and hits me full swing on the head. I get knocked out instantly... I wake up and im tied to a chair, I look a round and who do I see tied to a chair beside me? [censored] Bruce Willis!!