[blutarski]

I was getting my lunch at some upscale take out place and I saw her behind the cash register.

She was built like a Lane Bryant model...thick, but curvy and not fat. Perfect, large breasts, under a toffee skinned, smiling face. No older than 22-23, with an italian accent. Innocent and niave.

I am not ashamed to say I fell in love, my friends. I wanted to kiss that mouth, put my hands on her hips and pull her close to me. The thought of some joker having her drives me crazy.

My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.