[DevinLake]

I made another awesome chop today.

$325 single table satellite.
1st pays $3000 in tournaments chips and some cash.

Blinds 300/600
Stacks:
Me: 3000
Old weak tight guy who's blind I shove into blind every time: 4500
Fat ugly chick: 7500.

They start discussing a chop. I get my cell phone out to quickly check my equity on the calculator function.

Without me saying anything, they offer a chop were we all get $500 in tourney chips and play it out for the rest.

Ship the even chop for me, the short stack!

Also, my new favourite thing in poker is pretending to look at my cards and shoving blind.