Re: 4X normal stakes jump HU4ROLLZ against fish berating douchebag
Had something similar happen to me about a week ago. Not as robusto as you but a decent score for me none the less
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Check out this hand and the banter that ensued. It led to a heads up challenge against a donkey.
FullTiltPoker Game #4110555225: Table White (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:36:35 ET - 2007/11/08
Seat 1: XXXX ($24.60)
Seat 2: Donk ($58.35) – Donkey boy had a note on him that says calls raises and reraises with total crap
Seat 3: XXXX ($24.65)
Seat 4: Hero ($25.80)
Seat 5: XXX ($12.75)
Seat 6: XXXX ($26.85)
Seat 6 posts the small blind of $0.10
Seat 1 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [6c 6h]
Donk calls $0.25 - limp donks in
Hero raises to $1.25
XXXX calls $1.25
Everyone else folds
Donk calls $1 (of course he does)
*** FLOP *** [6d 9h 3s]
Donk checks
Hero bets $3
xxxx folds
Donk calls $3 - of course he does
*** TURN *** [6d 9h 3s] [7h]
Donkey has 6-5 and bottom pair and a ass end of a gut shot draw now
Donk checks
Hero bets $10.10
Donk calls $10.10- still doesn’t stop him from calling for $10
*** RIVER *** [6d 9h 3s 7h] [8c]
Donk bets $44, and is all in
hero calls $11.45, and is all in – knew I was beat here but had to see and planned to berate him if he donked into something which he did.
Uncalled bet of $32.55 returned to donk
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Donk shows [6s 5s] a straight, Nine high
hero mucks
Donk wins the pot ($50.55) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $53.20 | Rake $2.65
Board: [6d 9h 3s 7h 8c]
Banter that ensued
hero: you’re a total crapp card playing, gut shot drawing pile of donkey pooh
donk: Who me?
hero: tell me how you played that 6-5 hand good
donk: do the math
donk: it was thin
hero: lol
donk: but not out of the realm of reality.
donk: unless you don't understand the concept of math
donk: because I have about 3000 hands on you datamined.
donk: you had bottom pair on the flop
hero: called out of position
donk: But if you'd like to play HU 1/2
donk: I'd be happy
donk: I mean
donk: I'm so horrible
donk: Easy money, right?
I’m totally steaming and agree to play donkey boy heads up $1/$2 NL $200 buyin.
203 hands later I leave up $190!
Here are a few hands from the session:
FullTiltPoker Game #4110709636: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:51:39 ET - 2007/11/08
Seat 1: hero ($255.60)
Seat 2: donk ($199)
hero posts the small blind of $1
donk posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero[9h 9d]
hero raises to $6
donk calls $4
*** FLOP *** [7s 3d 6c]
donk bets $12
hero calls $12
*** TURN *** [7s 3d 6c] [4d]
donk bets $36
hero calls $36
*** RIVER *** [7s 3d 6c 4d] [7c]
donk checks
hero checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
donk shows [Kh 2h] a pair of Sevens
hero shows [9h 9d] two pair, Nines and Sevens
hero wins the pot ($107.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $108 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7s 3d 6c 4d 7c]
Seat 1: hero (small blind) showed [9h 9d] and won ($107.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 2: donk (big blind) showed [Kh 2h] and lost with a pair of Sevens
FullTiltPoker Game #4110677043: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:48:31 ET - 2007/11/08
Seat 1: hero ($221.10)
Seat 2: donk ($135.50)
donk posts the small blind of $1
hero posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [6d 7d]
donk raises to $4
hero calls $2
*** FLOP *** [6c Ts Qh]
hero checks
donk bets $4
hero raises to $9
donk calls $5
*** TURN *** [6c Ts Qh] [4d]
hero bets $22
donk calls $22
*** RIVER *** [6c Ts Qh 4d] [Ah]
hero bets $70
donk folds
Uncalled bet of $70 returned to hero
hero shows [6d 7d] a pair of Sixes
hero wins the pot ($69.50)
He told me he QK after wards
FullTiltPoker Game #4110611074: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:42:06 ET - 2007/11/08
Seat 1: hero ($194.80)
Seat 2: donk ($84.60)
hero posts the small blind of $1
donk posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Td 9c]
hero raises to $5
donk calls $3
*** FLOP *** [8h 7h 3d]
donk checks
hero bets $7
donk raises to $22
hero raises to $189.80, and is all in
donk folds
All in all turned a bad beat into a couple hundos.
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