[admiralfluff]

After thinking about it I'm pretty sure Sally is innocent, but not positive.

I agreed to accept a chip dump from one of Sally's 'boys' (jaytorr) in order to transfer to Sally. (He claimed the 'boy's' account couldn't transfer directly because it was a new account).

I blame my stroke of retardation on the tryptafan.

Anywyas, Sally's 'boy' decides it would be more fun to not dump to me, and just take some of my money (while I am willingly telling Sally my cards).

I catch on pretty quick, and use it against him/them:

'I don't have anything, tell him to fold'.

he raises, I 3bet.

'I thought you said you didn't have anything?'
'I don't, tell him to fold...'

he calls.

'oops, I has a set. thnx bastards.'

I am an idiot. Don't ever do transfers with people you don't know, and don't ever ever chip dump.

Brag: I didn't actually end up involved in chip dumping.

Beat: The stupidest thing I probably did, was to transfer some of the winnings to Sally afterwards. I have no idea what actually happened, nor where the connivery actually entered in. I wanted to morally cleanse myself of the whole thing, and it was peanuts anyways (thinly veiled, 'I don't care about no $1k' brag).

I realize this should lower my standing a few pips, but everyone does stupid [censored] sometimes, and I thought the community should know.