Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
Wow. Where to start...
"it didn't scratch, so I took a shower."
It not scratching led you to take a shower? You would not have showered had it scratched you?
"for some reason I put it in my mouth"
Stupid is as stupid does.
Maybe it will get lodged in your colon, fester, and become cancerous. I suggest daily enemas for the rest of your natural life or you'll die.
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