[diebitter]

Here's what you do

1) Buy a big tub of peanut butter
2) Just before the test, pad your ass crack with peanut butter
3) As you go into the test, grab your stomach and groan loudly, then contort like you just [censored] yourself.
4) Put your hand down the back of your trousers, and pull out some peanut butter so you have a ton of witnesses
5) Eat it so everyone who wants out can pretend to puke.