Re: Find work for Brandi
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Brandi can move in with me. I'm really lonely, and I'm not afraid of the moderate scam factor, because I don't really own anything.
Her mission if she chose to accept it would be cocking me food, doing my laundry, pimping me on dating websites, and trying to keep me off of tilt by providing good conversation. I wouldn't expect any sex, or "huggling", and she would be free to sleep in a sleeping bag or a mat that I would provide.
Pay would include me occasionally staking her in micro-limit games, sharing food with her, as well as letting her borrow some of my socks.
She would be fully insured via contract that I would hold up my end of the bargain. Any arguments that might result would have to be arbitrated by Sklansky, Doyle, and Newhizzle AT HER EXPENSE and under terms stipulated by my attoryney father.
That's my best offer.
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By the time she realized the poker A, B and C, class has all blacklisted her, this might be the best offer out there. Good work sir.
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