In my experience a club is only fun if you're on drugs or are meeting or with a bunch of girls already. Preferably both. You really don't want to be the dudes with a table and bottle who still can't get girls to come over. Or the table where the one dude with some $$ buys a bottle and then doles it out like a miser. Ugh.
Bottle service can be fun if you have enough ballas and chicks. But 9/10 times the people who get it just end up looking like these guys: