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Let's say that you die tomorrow, awaking shocked at a set of doors. One of the doors is marked good and one is marked bad.
Obviously, depending upon your belief, your level of shock may vary, but let me emphasise, this is not a realm of any recognised religion. There is just two doors, one marked good and one bad. There is a sign on the wall reading 'afterlife reception' if you like. Between the two doors is a desk with Judge Judy sat behind it, looking through a document entitled - ' [your name]'s Life CV '
Without talking to you she looks up and says, 'Please continue through the door marked.....'
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I've got a few problems with submitting myself to Judge Judy as my judge. For one thing Judge Judy is never "slow to anger". She comes to some mighty quick conclusions.
She might miss this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZdWAVXaW0