[RustedCorpse]

This chick was my boss for awhile (I mention this in hopes of redemption) and and we end up hooking up at my going away party. The next morning she goes to use the bathroom. Now in said bathroom in addition to his Robocop shrine, my roommate has his William and Mary diploma in its snobby latin hanging upside down over the toilet.

Woman comes out of bathroom and asks “Why is your roommates diploma over the toilet?”

“Oh he’s just making a statement.

“Why is it written in a funny language?”


Incident no 2.


This outreach organization I work for is holding a lunch. While there this woman who is a lobbyist for the American Cancer association is telling us about her hometown. Apparently it was a big tobacco town, and the beauty queen was crowned “Miss Nicoretta” She points out how ironic it is that she won this competion and now works for the ACA.

Five minutes later while on a whole other subject, the bathroom girl, turns around and goes
“That doesn’t make any sense, Miss Nicoretta is just like nicotine.”
Lunch conversation; dead.

Please tell me I didn’t sleep with the dumbest human being on earth and that someone else out there has met worse.