Just got my USA passport in teh mail.
Brag: studying abroad is in my future (france lolz)
Beat: passport is one of the new biometric ones with an RFID chip in it, so the reptilian illuminati are reading my soul as we speak
Variance: they made me take off my glasses for the photo, and I look ridic without my glasses (I mean, I do with them as well, but you know)