[luckyjimm]

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Hahaah I never vowed to give up poker. I've always said it was bad for me, [censored] up my life, but that I didn't want to give it up.

My mother doesn't ask me outright about poker. I don't lie to her since she doesn't ask. I just don't choose to talk about it, just like you don't tell your mother how much you beat off.

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BUT I DONT NEED TO ASK ANYONE FOR A LOAN TO BEAT OFF

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No but you need a penis pump

DUCY?

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Not really, but it's pretty sweet to be able to beat off whenever I want since I win at poker and can afford my own house.

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Yes but I'm guessing you don't have a foreskin so you need to reach for lotion

GOT YA BEAT ON THAT ONE SUCKAHH