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Old 07-11-2007, 12:03 PM
Mingdu Mingdu is offline
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

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Ok this one needs a lil back story. Im down in a 10-20 game in LV and one super overweight redheaded hick that I have played w/ before from AR in the game. And the other key player is a man who looks like he was burnt up really bad, whole face was burnt, only had use of one arm, was in a wheelchair, looked like he could only use 2 fingers, basically looks like an old man who was in a terribly disfiguring accident then set on fire 10 years ago.

Redneck gets drawn out on once, and starts cussing. he gets drawn out on a second time and stands up and says "GD-it!! You are the luckiest mother F#####r on this F"N Planet!!!!". so loud everyone turned around. I did everything in my power not to bust out laughing. the poor guy could barely push his chips in the pot. lol. funniest thing i have ever heard in a live poker game

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I would have laughed ... pretty funny
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