Re: You know you play too much poker if...
I had to bump this
For those of you who usually masturbate just before sleeping, do you ever, after not masturbating before sleeping, wake up in the middle of the night, and half consciously masturbate?
Well, I do. When sleeping with women this can be a problem too cause I go for the middle of the night half-conscious boob grab
Okay so last night, I am dreaming I am playing online NL obv. A well known poster (can't remember who now) open raises pot from the CO. I reraise pot from the Button with KTo, everyone folds. While half conscious, this gets me off, I finish, and go back to sleep happy.
I am serious. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be using a gimmick.
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