Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...
Brag: My lesbian baked me a pumpkin pie. It's delicious.
Beat: I guess this means she's still dreaming of the serious, traditional long-term relationship she originally told me she wanted, and not the fooling around, temporary, "we turn each other on" type of relationship I agreed to. She's too crazy and has too many issues for me to want the former.
Beat: She's calling me "hon" and "dear." WTF? Stop that and take off your shirt instead.
Variance (aka "standard"): One tasty adult beverage too many means I share my personal life with strangers on the internet.
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