[Pete H]

Real highlights of that list:

"Tom Selleck is like Robocop with a fancy mustache, stopping robots that go ape-scat insane and kill non-mustachioed people."

"While only slightly fictional, the chainsaw hand remains gory, rusty greatness—as iconic as Bruce Campbell’s chin."

"Hard to pronounce and harder to wield, Thor’s badass war hammer has pounded more flesh than Ron Jeremy."

"There are plenty of powerful objects on this list that let you shoot lasers and whatnot, but only the Power Sword has the power to bodily transform you (and your pet tiger) from whiny royalty into a scantily clad, super-strong muscleman."