[marchron]

Okay, that was the dull part. Now it gets interesting.


BB bets/raises with any piece until he meets resistance, then he calls down with any piece.
UTG is your garden-variety moron.
MP calls down with any draw, including unimproved pocket pairs.


UltimateBet 2/4 (6-max, 6-handed)

Preflop: <font color="green">marchron</font> is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, MP calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="green">marchron calls</font>, <font color="#666666">SB folds</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (10.5 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, MP calls, <font color="#666666">CO folds</font>, <font color="green">marchron raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, MP calls, <font color="green">marchron caps</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls.

Turn: (13 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">MP bets</font>, <font color="green">marchron</font> . . .


I think I can skip this part, too.


. . . <font color="green">marchron raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="green">marchron</font> . . .

Okay, so I have the second nuts. While it's possible that everyone has an 8, I'm obviously losing to T8, and I can't put it past any of these clowns to have that. I'm freerolling anyone who has an 8, but if someone has a higher flush draw, the best I can do is chop.

But Mr. I-Call-With-Any-Draw has now bet/3-bet me. Who's on the bus to Captown now?