Re: [censored] you Venetian
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Beat (2) - Donkfish [censored] sox fan on my right flops quads twice in half an hour, closely followed by a full house. His "bro" sitting at another table comes over to say how he just won some $4000 jackpot for rivering a royal flush.
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Not possible. Venetian doesn't have jackpots.
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Beat (3) - lack of additional $36 meant I couldnt get oral sex from syphilitic hooker on strip during walk back at 4am.
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How good could it be for $36? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Beat (4) - So pissed by this experience that I spent rest of vacation doing girly emo [censored] with the girlfriend.
Variance - Theres no [censored] variance. Just [censored] off.
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Stick to playing on the internet, lol.
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