[Noodles.]

Beat: Me and my sister were driving around today when we saw this horribly looking dog. It was underfed, underloved, and had no life in the ghetto home it was in. We decided to take it into our van to take care of the poor animal. However, when we wanted to drive away we were followed and stopped by the real owners. They took their dog back and kicked it home.

Brag: We got out of the situation with the excuse that we just wanted to borrow the dog and bring it back later. The owner of the dog was somehow dumb enough to believe it.

Variance: I have a sister.