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Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! -Troy McClure

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. -Homer Simpson

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? - Homer Simpson

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Montgomery Burns